Promotes the development of sense of humor of your children or students with this compilation of short jokes for children. All of these jokes are appropriate for little ones and will allow you to have a good time.

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20 short jokes for children

What does a traffic light say to another?
Don't look I'm changing!

What is the height of a thief?
Named Esteban Dido.

What does 0 to 8 tell you?
I like your belt.

What does one fish say to another?
Anything!

– Mom, at school they call me distracted.

– Juanito, you live in the house across the street.

Why does the Mathematics book cry?
Because it has many problems.

What it says one tree to other?
What's up, buddy!

In the park, a mother says to her children:
Children, don't play in the dirt.
So they went to play on Mars.

What animal has the most teeth?
The Little Mouse Pérez.

What did a roof say to another roof?
Less ceiling.

Why is the broom always happy?
Because always sweeping.

– Doctor, no one pays attention to me.

– Next Please!

What does one worm say to another?
Let's take a walk around the block.

Do you have books on fatigue?
Yes, but they are all sold out.

Why does the music teacher have a ladder?
To reach the highest notes.

How do you say scarf in Japanese?
Sakamoko.

What is the fruit that laughs at everything?
The orange ha ha ha.

What is a dog doing with a drill?
Ta barking.

What does a louse do on a bald man's head?
Ice skating.

– Hello, is Agustín here?

– No, I'm uncomfortable.

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